When someone talks badly about you, instead of trying to defend yourself you should say:
"OOObviously you don't know me very well, since there are sooo many other interesting faults I have that you could have mentioned! Then skip off barefoot in your pink overalls, twirl & then high kick into the splits!
XoXo- Candy Girl
|Hollywood Candy Girl Ashley, Skipping Her Troubles Away!!! Fa-la-la-la|